Movies We Watch

This should have been so much better. Who let Cera make that film, they should be fired. imdb.com While his trailer trash parents teeter on the edge of divorce, Nick Twisp sets his sights on dream girl Sheeni Saunders, hoping that she’ll be the one to take away his virginity.

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Pretty people doing stupid things for money and end up actually falling in love. Such an original story line I hardly knew what to do. imdb.com Set in Sin City, story revolves around two people who discover they’ve gotten married following a night of debauchery, with one of them winning a huge jackpot after playing [...]

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This movie deserved the Razzie nods it got. Not completely awful, but certainly EVERYONE in this cast has done better work. imdb.com Convinced that a CCN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together.

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I had heard this was a great film. I was lied to. The plot was boring and predictable and the acting didn’t live up to it. And it was no comedy, no matter what they try to tell you. imdb.com Four struggling actors retreat to a cabin in Big Bear, California in order to write [...]

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I appreciate the wide eyed innocent characters that Will Ferrell has played. The cheerleader on SNL, Buddy the elf, even Chazz in Blades of Glory. But when that wide eyed character is actually just a lazy ass dufus with no social skills, he really isn’t amusing. It is sad. There was so little likeable about [...]

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This low budget looking, boring film felt like nothing more than a long episode of Matlock with Kiefer Sutherland as the completely cliche’ overly predictable detective that smoked and drank too much and had bad music and even worse lighting. Oh, but he hung out at gay bars, befriended transvestite prostitutes and was psychic. Yep, [...]

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A film about corporate take overs, buy outs, small companies vs. giant corporations, good vs. evil, people vs. money told in the most uninteresting story possible. A glow stick maker is failing. It is discovered that the companies product can be used to let farmers know when a cow is ‘in heat’ and can be [...]

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I was trying to find something positive to say about this film because sometimes I worry that my reviews are too cynical or mean, but the only thing I could come up with is André Benjamin is a cutey. This film felt far more sophmoric than any Will Ferrell film we had watched before. Too [...]

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