Movies We Watch

Predictable film about some loser kids deep desire to lose his virginity. Fun moments such as the giant donut with a gun, the Amish community and Seth Green. The rest has pretty much been seen hundreds of times in various teen films.
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A high school senior drives cross-country with his best friends to hook up with [...]

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I had heard this was a great film. I was lied to. The plot was boring and predictable and the acting didn’t live up to it. And it was no comedy, no matter what they try to tell you.
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Four struggling actors retreat to a cabin in Big Bear, California in order to write a screenplay [...]

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This film started a week of seeing way too many pastie white man butts and Steve Coogan gave plenty.
When I heard this film was coming out and the premise, I was curious, but not enough to go to a theatre and plunk down 10 bucks. That was a good call. Though a basically enjoyable film, [...]

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I am a huge fan of Philip Seymour Hoffman and have always liked the films written by Charlie Kaufman. So this film should have been a top film for me.
Unfortunately, I can’t put it there. It was long, plodding, overly complex and I found myself not really caring what happened.
The concept was interesting. Some of [...]

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I had one of those days where I just wanted a good movie with explosions. Instead I got possibly one of the most boring films based on a violent video game. Slow moving, boring, I personally wanted to shoot the characters who I couldn’t give a crap about.
And who casts Mila Kunis as a “Russian [...]

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I appreciate the wide eyed innocent characters that Will Ferrell has played. The cheerleader on SNL, Buddy the elf, even Chazz in Blades of Glory.
But when that wide eyed character is actually just a lazy ass dufus with no social skills, he really isn’t amusing. It is sad. There was so little likeable about either [...]

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I took 2 things away from this film

I need to make sure that my critiques are about a film and are not personal slams against an actor who I understand does not control all that happens in a film as he works with others, a director and a writer.
Jamie Kennedy is a bit of a [...]

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This low budget looking, boring film felt like nothing more than a long episode of Matlock with Kiefer Sutherland as the completely cliche’ overly predictable detective that smoked and drank too much and had bad music and even worse lighting.
Oh, but he hung out at gay bars, befriended transvestite prostitutes and was psychic. Yep, psychic.
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